- it is okay to sniff someone's butt in public
- you don't notice that you have had snot crusted on your shirt until you finally look in the mirror at the end of the night.
-you clean off your kid's plug (pacifier) in your mouth after it has dropped on the grocery store's floor after the umpteenth time. your rational: I'll get sick before the kid does.
-desitin does not wipe off of your clothes with a paper towel and water, the shirt actually has to be laundered.
-you have not taken a shower/bath by yourself in months (or since child was born)
-apparently "owies" can still get kissed when you are sitting on the toilet doing your business.
- breast pads inching their way out of your bra, is totally normal. It's even a cooler experience if you get caught.
-you too look forward to eating dry Cheerios, Goldfish, and fruit roll ups.
-you hear the words "uh-oh", you automatically come with paper towels and the Dustbuster
This is just a small list that I came up with in 5 minutes. Many more to come... please feel free to add your thoughts, this brings a smile to my face.
So true.....what a fun idea!
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